"Life's too short to be anything but happy."

 

me: *goes to open professional ballet class*

teacher: so we'll do two triple pirouettes and then a fouette, then brises--

me: ...

me: ...

me: I came out to have a good time, and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

fasterfood:

sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting

queerpotters:

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

(Source: colmsmyth)