"Life's too short to be anything but happy."


me: *goes to open professional ballet class*

teacher: so we'll do two triple pirouettes and then a fouette, then brises--

me: ...

me: ...

me: I came out to have a good time, and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now


Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”


sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting



I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

(Source: colmsmyth)